Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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