help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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