ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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