Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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