Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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