i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....