I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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