Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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