i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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