Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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