Please, let me fuck your mom
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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