Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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