from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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