My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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