i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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