He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH