i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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