Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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