Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We had to coat check the pizza.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.