He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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