Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
i believe in u and ur pee
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Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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