Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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