Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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