just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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