No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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