The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
it's great music for shaving your balls
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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