So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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