no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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