She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I came so hard my ears popped.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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