i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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