i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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