I wannas sexs uuuuu
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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