i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
