For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My feet surprised me
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