plz talk dirty to me
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
ugly people sure do ruin things
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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