New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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