i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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