Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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