At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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