you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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