i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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