dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You pole danced in your parka.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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