it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.