I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt