Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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