Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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