South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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