by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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