Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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