i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
