For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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