you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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