I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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